Christmas is a time for friends and families to get together and exchange presents. Yesterday, three friends and I convened at the Tivoli in Downers Grove and received a lump of coal from director/ producer Roland Emmerich. I didn't know it going in, but our trip to see 2012 became the first impromptu meeting of the Bad Movie Society, and also our first field trip.
I didn't know much about Emmerich's career until I looked him up on imdb this morning. Turns out, he is responsible for one of my favorite movies, Independence Day, plus a lot of duds like The Day After Tomorrow and 10,000 BC. I kept thinking how 2012 had a lot in common with ID: Brisk walks through the halls of the White House, blowing up the White House, Air Force One, global destruction, giant vehicles, digital countdowns and probably a million other things I'm forgetting. I'd like to focus on one aspect of Emmerich's moviemaking that really struck me: the pursuit of people by disasters and their effects.
Jackson Curtis (John Cusack) narrowly flees an earthquake in a limo, drives a plane away from a volcanic firestorm, and holds his breath for like, a half-hour while tsunamis approach. He drives a motorhome really fast, and when chunks of molten earth explode in front of him, he maneuvers that clumsy thing around them goddamnit. What made ID convincing was that the aliens could only attack so fast. If you got out of the city, you were safe for at least a little while. In 2012, airport runways collapse behind our heroes, and just when you think it's alright- whew, they made it, they're in the air- the skyline of Las Vegas takes its best shot. No relief and no release of tension. Combine that with the greatest act of Russian heroism since the Cold War, and you've got 2012. I'm leaving out so much. There's Woody Harrelson! So bad, it's good. Highly recommmended.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Bad Movie Society - The Star Wars Holiday Special
Until a few months ago, I didn't know about The Star Wars Holiday Special. Downers Grove's #1 internet personality without Facebook, John, told me about it. This was one of the nicest things he's done for me besides writing songs for our band, and let me tell you why. Star Wars is a great movie franchise, but Star Wars as a variety show is very bad. You get Chewbacca's relatives, a performance by the already terrible Jefferson Starship, and enough corniness to make Return of the Jedi blush. Cult-fans approve Boba Fett's introduction (I think this guy liked him a lot back in the day, too), but that's about all there is that's valuable here. As such, I enjoy it very much. Find part 1 below, and you can do the rest. I should note that finding a hard copy of this is not easy, and that is why I love youtube.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Review: fun. - Aim and Ignite
Oh, that voice! Nate Ruess sure has some pipes. He had them in the Format, and he’s still got them in fun., his new band. This record hardly lives up to Dog Problems, but it doesn’t have to. Fun. begs the question: just how poppy can it get? At times, like in the opener “Be Calm,” fun. is making a Disney soundtrack. A baker pokes his head out as birds fly by the town square and our young heroine sings the praises of prince charming. Mix that with a bunch of goofy instruments (glockenspiel, accordion, I’m sure), and you’ve got Aim and Ignite. For fans of The Format, duh. The baker dropped his tray of buns! Silly baker!
Leftover review from Cat Plaza #2.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Review: Cold Cave - Love Comes Close
Wes Eisold from American Nightmare/ Give up the Ghost, XO Skeletons, and Some Girls turns out his first truly remarkable release as Cold Cave. Dark, moody electronic music for fans of New Order, JAMC, and The Knife. Cold Cave was just picked up by Matador so jump on board before they get huge!
Leftover review from Cat Plaza #2
Monday, December 7, 2009
Review: The Night Brigade - Save My Soul 10"
Leftover review from Cat Plaza #2.
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